the whole plot of do revenge can basically be narrowed down to "i support women's rights but more importantly, i support women's wrongs"
a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:
you either have spiders or its something else
actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
why does this have 85K notes
Because it’s the weekend and everyone is on Tumblr and no one is cleaning anything.
not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn’t even cheat death
This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this
